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Title: Ice Cream = Sex: What your flavor says about your fantasy, and how to make it happen



Length: ................... 112 pages
Amazon URL: ......... Amazon Paperback + Kindle Version +
Book Website: ........ www.icecreamequalssex.com
Publication date: .... April 29, 2020
Amazon description:

Imagine two scoops of laugh-out-loud comedy mixed with one scoop of delicious sexiness and drizzled with thoughtfulness in a coffee table book choc-chip full of beautiful, glossy color photography. Few people are good at expressing themselves and their secret sexual fantasies, but nobody has trouble talking about ice cream! Just like good sex, the book has a wonderful attention to detail, with Neapolitan ice cream color coded pages, and a section at the end about having the safe sex conversation which you probably wouldn't be expecting from a book that claims to know your sexual desires based on what ice cream you like. Superficially, "Ice Cream = Sex" is a comedy, with wildly suggestive comparisons between your choice of toppings and what you might enjoy in the bedroom. It's the perfect gift for a friend to make them blush, or to whip out at a dinner party to make everyone laugh. With its sensual photography of mouth watering ice cream and tantalizing people, it will leave you hungry for the next page. At its caramel core, however, any intelligent reader will quickly understand that Dr Noske is using the playful topic of ice cream as a conversation starter for singles and couples to talk about the topic that most of us are terrible at talking about. Sex. Whatever attracts you to this book, one thing is certain. You'll walk away with a new knowledge of flavors of sex, gelato, froyo and ice cream you've probably never heard of, and you'll probably be hungry to try something new. So ask yourself now. What is your favorite flavor... and what do you think it means about your secret desires.



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Title: Funny Team Names: The Comprehensive Guide to Winning Best Team Name and Being Memorable In Your Pointless Team Event or Alcoholic Trivia Club



Length: ................... 65 pages
Amazon URL: ......... Amazon Paperback + Kindle Version
Book Website: ........ this page!
Publication date: .... May 28, 2021
Amazon description:

Wouldn’t it be nice, to just once, win the funniest team name prize at trivia? This book is a comprehensive list of 800 funny team names - everything from “Southern Discomfort”, to “Fat Married People”, “Industrial Fuzz Bunnies”, “Unsolicited penis photos”, “Your Local Prostitutes”, “Eric’s little swimmers” and then the names too rude to put on the back cover. Yeah that gets you wondering.

This book covers everything from sports teams, to fitness groups, social clubs, planning committees, game nights, trivia teams, book-reading clubs or even that team building exercise that your boss is forcing you to do.

Yet this book is more than just a list of laugh-out-loud inappropriate group names. It also trains you to always be kick ass at naming a team. To learn the techniques to create something unique and funny. Even if you suck at the game, you’ll be memorable and make all your lousy team-mates smile, and that’s the next best thing to winning.