Interesting Facts >> JCU Facts

(the stuff they don't want you to learn....)

Last updated: 24-Feb-2019

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DID YOU KNOW.....
Eugene has a girlfriend!!!! Son of a b*tch!
Slider once had a dream that he could eat KLAG glue and fly......... (and I'm guessing the day that dream after was a fairly hilarious one).
Spanish and Italian are the same language.
Sean managed to get kicked out of a Commerce lecture.
Bob has a porn collection at home which rivals the entire country of Sweden.
If you have a scroll mouse you can hold down SHIFT & scroll to resize the text in most browsers - ARGggghhhhh! Fun hey?
Marion once successfully booted a computer
Bob is, without a doubt, the sexiest man on earth
Jon has never lasted an entire lecture without interrupting at least once
If Bob know's your e-mail address, chances are he's sending you dirty messages this very moment
My own mother once told me "I think you're world is getting a little bit small lately"
Sheree was born inebriated.

DID YOU KNOW:
Q: Where is the best place to view Townsville. A: Your rear-view mirror.
In Townsville they have fifteen (completely endemic) adjectives to describe dust.
The mayor of Townsville encourages sex shops to open, as a desperate attempt to make residents stay.
Despite what people say there is actually a lot going for Townsville: well.... there's the strand..... and secondly, you've got errr.... the mall and..... errr.... next you have......umm......
In Townsville they have sprinklers....... to water the mud.
Did I mention Townsville sucks?
For some strange reason, Townsville people are actually pretty nice, and I haven't figured out why. Maybe they have no choice.
* If you are from Townsville, you can ignore this section and/or view the disclaimer.

DID YOU KNOW.....
Jon Roberts (the webmaster of united nerd herds) is actually over six feet tall & wears two pears of underpants - one on his left foot
Jon is currently planning to take over the world by replacing everybody with small blue robots - he's going to start with Slider because, most likely, nobody will notice the difference
Joshua Bennet has three nicknames: "Slider, "Radar" & (everybody's favourite) "Old Man"
Sean Cunningham NEVER wears the same shirt twice
Sean was once quoted as saying "of course I'd buy Malibu Stacy for the hat - who wouldn't"

DID YOU KNOW...
Robert Kalik (aka Big Gay Bob) doesn't really have a wife - he just *thinks* he does
Bob was raised by 16 wild sisters, he's hobbies are: "cooking up a storm", potting plants & binding lecture notes.......... basically the evidence speaks for itself - errr.... not that there's anything wrong with that
Paul once broke a pool cue "because he felt like it"
None of this section is actually funny unless you know who I'm talking about
Slider has had so many girlfriends he doesn't even remember their names
I once wore garden gloves an entire day as part of a $1 dare - in spite of the fact someone else offered me $5 just to take them off
Slider is actually 130 years old.
I'm REALLY MAD about the uni selling out and putting up those F**K*** movie adds around the refectory - I'm officially offering $1.50 to anyone who destroys them all
Paul is a filthy Canadian, Michael Dickens is a filthy Kiwi, but, worst of all, Sean is a filthy Tasmanian

DID YOU KNOW...
Colin only does lecturing because he was rejected from Greenpeace - apparently his hair was too scruffy
Colin Lemmon is smarter than he looks
Lionel Pearce once gave an interesting lecture
Eoin Hyden only owns one set of clothes!
Phillip Musumeci is actually an alien............................ oh don't act so surprised
Jason Holdsworth was born on the ice
Phillip Musumeci (the lecturer) is so desperate to attract students to his lectures he openly invited us to throw a football at him during a lecture
Phillip makes a damn good barbeque!

DID YOU KNOW:
Lionel Pearce invented the Internet
Eoin Hyden is an undercover salesperson for Java
Phillip Musumeci does not strike me as a person who's good with young children
Most of the people I know can't say the number 69 without laughing.
Lionel is actually a goldfish in human form (hence the multiple glasses)
Lionel has a separate pair of glasses for reading, answering questions, and another pair he wears exclusively when he's angry with his wife
Owning a separate pair of glasses for every expression is regarded as a sign of intelligence
The most romance I've ever experienced in my life is listening to the "CISCO" chick.
I'm suppose to be making a web page for Broomball at the moment, but I'm too lazy to start.
guess what - I'm thinking of giving Townsville it's own section...
Jason holdsworth plays guitar, piano, and write his own music.
Jason knows the lawnmower dance, and that's about it. Maybe we'll work on that.

DID YOU KNOW...
Jason has been called the "match winner", because of his leet broomball skills.
Paul can throw a football further than most people can kick it
My life's ambition is to kick a penguin
Jon has a tennis rackets called "THUNDER HAMMER" and can only be used by people willing to invoke its awesome powers by yelling its name as they strike the ball
Jon is crazy

DID YOU KNOW...
I was pretty bored when I wrote this page
Marlin sucks
Aaron (aka Gangus) made celebrity status after crashing Marlin in under 30 seconds -.... but did you know he also has the uncanny ability to jam a printer just by staring at it.