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Last updated: 15-Nov-2005


Funny:

  • It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing. -- JCU student diary
  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. -- JCU student diary
  • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. -- JCU student diary
  • Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? -- JCU student diary
  • Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares? -- JCU student diary
  • If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. -- JCU student diary
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest -- JCU student diary
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. -- JCU student diary
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -- JCU student diary
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -- JCU student diary
  • It is said that if all the world's cars were lined up end to end, someone would still be stupid enough to try and pass them all. -- JCU student diary
  • A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. -- JCU student diary
  • Forgive your enemies but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. -- JCU student diary
  • Experience is something you don't get until after you need it. -- JCU student diary
  • Gun control is being able to hit your target. -- JCU student diary
  • If at first you don't succeed try not to look astonished. -- JCU student diary
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. -- JCU student diary
  • I'm not as think as you stupid. -- JCU student diary
  • "Before there was a drawing board what did people go back to?" -- JCU student diary

Prophetic:

  • If you do something about ten times in a row it becomes habitual -- approximate fact
  • Farenheight 9/11, the temperature at which freedom burns. -- brilliant title (if I ever met Mike Moore I'd possibly hug the man).
  • "Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." - Benjamin Franklin.
  • You don't solve life, you live it. -- Ed
  • Ignorance is bliss. -- the Matrix
  • Failure to make a decision is, in itself, a decision. -- Dune
  • "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing" -- Edmund Burke
  • "He was grinning like a necrofiliac in a morgue" -- Terri Hatchet
  • "The 5 types of magic are: up, down, sideways, sex-appeal & peppermint" -- Terri Hatchet
  • "This is a situation, up with which, I will not put" -- Winston Churchill

The tele and beyond:

  • "Ignorance is bliss" -- The Matrix
  • "Strawberries fly like the wind, fruit flies like a peach" -- some humor site
  • "Nice guys always finish last" - Ed
  • "You don't solve life, you live it" - Ed
  • "Failure to make a decision is, in itself, a decision" -- actually this came from Dune (a book)
  • Put a drop of lavender in your bath, and soak yourself calm -- Manny from Blackbooks, reading the little book of calm
  • Dumb people are scared of Jazz, which is why they don't listen to it. -- Some Jazz musician on radio once.
  • And the chicken crossed the road...and there was much rejoicing. -- I forget

 
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