Graphic Scales

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During covid, I started doing a sequence of "funny graphic scales"... scales from 0 to 10 that I hope make you laugh and think. Or at least one of the two. :)

It started with just one, but now it's a series. Maybe I have a problem. Here's a list:

Child Pages

Related/Child Pages:


Scales

Dating Related

The Love to Lust Scale which I have many of my friends using on online dating.
The Hopeless Romantic Scale for all your bleeding hearts out there!
The Flirting Comfort Scale (flirting may be affected by covid) which is useful to send your date before you get too carried away and scare them off!
The unofficial Sex Drive Scale as a way to talk about desire discrepancy and alignment.
The unofficial Safe Sex Responsibility Scale to help keep you safe from the nasties.
The Maintenance Scale to send your friend, of either gender!
The Dating Jealousy Scale just like the bruno mars song.
The playful unofficial Straight to Gay Scale which I made with some of my gay, lesbian and bisexual friends in mind.
A Monogamous to Polyamorous Scale which I made with some of my polyamorous friends in mind, and to help in online dating where more and more people are on the spectrum of exploration.
A Money Attraction Scale as a call out the acknowledge that there are a lot of sugar-daddies and sugar-babies in America, but in fact nobody is black and white.
The Open Communication Scale to inspire you and your partner... or honestly anyone.
A Text Messaging Scale because we've all been in a relationship where one person texts more than the other.
A Phone Prolificacy Scale because modern people suck at calling and answering the phone.
A Generous Lover Scale is a nice follow up from the sex drive scale.

Group Related

The Healthy Friend Group Scale. B**chy or loving... how healthy is your group of friends?
The Toxic Organization Scale. For when you realize that you belong to a cult. And not a good one.
The Male Integrity Scale. Help other women identify male teachers/practitioners with amazing integrity versus predators, & all in between.
The Organizational Vision Scale. How well does your company, volunteer group or dance troupe project benevolent values.


Misc

The Honesty Scale. How honest are you? Tell the truth....
The Cheesiness Scale. Send it to your friend after he/she delivers you a bad pun.
The Tech Savvy Scale. If you can't figure out how to download this and send to your friend then... well are are pretty dang low on the scale. Ask your friend's kid to help.
The Tourist Scale for anyone who loves travel.
The Financial Freedom Scale to help inspire you to get to that next level of freedom.
The Tripping Balls Scale (being high on drugs).
The Selfless Scale to help identify who is selfless and who is selfish.
The Empathy Scale based on my Empath articles.
The Narcissism Scale based on my Narcissists articles.
The Comfort to Growth Scale because growth happens when you push yourself.
The Woo-Woo Scale to help put hippies into a ranked system. Just like they don't like.


The Nerdiness Scale. From a fellow nerd.
The Geekiness Scale for all those Star Wars fans.


Covid Related

The Pandemic Safety Scale a.k.a. COVID-19 Safety Scale (v2).... think Coronavirus responsibility scale from paranoid to irresponsible.
The Pandemic Hug Scale. And I'm was glad to see hugs coming back over 2022.



Wish List

Here's more I might get to soon!

  • Dating scales:
    • Introvert / Extrovert Scale (with funny options)
    • Initiative Scale (0 = "waiting for life to happen", 10 = "did it yesterday and sent you a summary")
    • Kinky Scale (vanilla to electric bdsm)
    • Sexy Pain Scale (sensitive to holy crap)
    • Flaky Scale (0 = "set your watch to me", 8 = "voted most likely to ghost you", 10 = "if I show up where I say I will its by pure accident")
  • Silly:
    • Thriftiness Scale (0 = "money flows like water", 10 = "I'm still wearing the same pair of shoes from high school")
    • Spiritual Cred (0 = "working for the man", 10 = "van life rastafarian who doesn't believe in deodorant")
    • Love for Dogs (10 = "I just adopted my 3rd quarantine puppy")
    • Anger Scale (0 = "cool water", 10 = "chernobyl")
  • Deeper scales:
    • Pursuing Life Purpose Scale (0 = "Drifting like a leaf in the wind", 10 = "my life vision board is laminated and framed")
    • Superficial Scale (from unpretentious to superficial)
    • Sensitivity Scale (0 = "take offense to everything", 10 = "unbreakable")
  • Misc:
    • Grit Scale (0 = "gives up easy", 10 = "the engine that never dies")
  • In-the-moment Scale:
    • Hunger Scale (0 = "stuffed", 5 = "I could eat", 10 = "actually starving (only answer 10 if you are poor and know true starvation)")
    • Toilet Urgency Scale (0 = "recently relieved", 5 = "feeling it", 10 = "pull the car over now, it's starting")


Contact Me

Like these scales! Contact me at andrew.noskeATSIGNgmail.com - especially if you have a new concept you think I should "scale up".


See Also

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